Stink and the World's Worst Super Stinky Sneakers by Megan McDonald

GROSS ME OUT! STINK-O! SKUNKSVILLE!

Mrs. D took Stink Moody and the class on a field trip to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum. He couldn't wait to see the Vomit Machine, the Burp-O-Meter, and the Musical Farts. When he got to the Everybody Stinks exhibit, Stink discovered that his nose had amazing sniffing abilities and he learned that some people have real jobs sniffing stuff for NASA! He got so involved in toilet water, corpse flowers, and all things smelly. Stink enjoyed Smelling and the kids gave him the title of "Best Smeller in the World".

At lunch, Mrs. D passed out flyers from the museum about a stinky sneaker contest. It was decided tthat Stinks sneakers were the smelliest. The day of the contest, Stink's friends ran up to him and said "there's no contest!" One of the judges caught a cold and could not smell right. Mrs.D asked Stink if he wanted to be a judge. Stink was intruduced to the other judges. He told them how he wanted to be a professional smeller. The judges sniffed all of the contestants stinky sneakers and Sophie won the Grand prize. Sophie won the Golden Clothespin Award and Stink asked Steve the professional smeller to sign his smelly sneaker.

After the contest, Stink's friends asked him how he got the name "Stink" anyway. His sister told them the story. When he was a baby, hia dad gave him the name Peanut and his sister was jealous because that used to be her name. She gave him the name Stink because of his dirty diapers. All his friends starting laughing. He went to bed that night dreaming about The Nose Moody soon to be Junior Sniffer.

THE END!